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baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

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Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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imwah:

holy shit i just spat out my drink everywhere

i am done with this website

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